QUICK HITS
Apr 1, 2006 12:00 PM
WEBSITE OF THE MONTH
If you haven't already done so, check out the videos on www.youtube.com. Do a search for anything (DJ Premier brings up 40 videos) and see what you get. There's a lot of up-to-the-minute and random stuff, such as a slideshow of Jake Gyllenhaal set to Gabriel & Dresden's remix of the Brokeback Mountain theme. You can even upload videos of your friend eating a cheeseburger or of snowboarders doing backside 180s. Ranging from awesome to stupid, there are hours of videos to help you procrastinate the day away!
PITY THIS FOOL
Unconfirmed sources have reported that East Coast producer Lord Finesse married UK grime mistress Lady Sovereign, shocking hip-hop royalty on both sides of the pond. Apparently, while cookin' up beats for Sov's new album, Finesse fiddled with her volume one too many times and produced a royal bun in the oven. Finesse's first baby mama, Princess Superstar, was reached for comment. “Dat ho ain't even real royalty. You can buy a Ladyship for, like, fitty bucks on the Internet. I make that in one night of babysittin'.”
SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT!
Throw the Bad Ass B*tches (Red Static, 2005) DVD in the player and get ready for the ultimate in audio/video entertainment. The DVD features both live footage from clubs and music videos of the Bad Ass B*tches shakin' their respective moneymakers. All of this enticing visual entertainment is set to stomping beats by Bad Boy Bill, Steve Smooth, JJ Flores and more. There's also a personal video jukebox, which allows you to choose the girl and the music that she dances to. Badass!
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